We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!