Pickup jokes

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

I think I was a little too harsh on Jason.

Anybody who was conceived in the back of a pickup truck during a family reunion is bound to have a few issues.

We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.

It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Why do y’all call a pickup truck?

'Cause ya got a flat tire.

When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺

What was the computer's best pickup line?

Nice bits!