Pickup jokes

What is George Floyd's pickup line?

You are breathtaking.

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.

Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"

Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.

Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??

I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.

Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to go through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven."

The first guy says, "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times." The angel gives him an old model pick up. The second guy says, "11 years and only once," and is granted a Mercedes.

The last man says, "20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart," and with the angel impressed, he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later, the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says, "I know we are dead, but it could be much worse."

The guy looks up and says, "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!"