This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u
are you a white van because i would love to put children in you.
Do you work at subway because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red Antarctica is in the south Get on your knees And open your mouth
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo
Are you a builder, because you are giving me an erection
What is George Floyd's pickup line? You are breath taking.
You get no bitches said the man to the 60 year old reckneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line You’re breathtaking
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
this is just a bad emo pickup line lmao
are you maria? cuz u can sure as hell count ME in
You know they lying when they say, my moms, picking me up.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
When orphans go to school they can’t get parent pickup.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
why don't orphans go home at pick up? cuz they don't have parents to pick them up
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while and then we'll go to bed...🥱🥹🥺
Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?
