What is the difference between tuna a piano and glue? you can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna. (the person you ask should say what about the glue) response: I knew you would get stuck there.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road? Organ harvesting
Are you a keyboard, cause I wanna tap you all night long
What’s worse than spiders On your piano Craps on your organ
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor
What is the definition of Endless Love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
What's the diffrence between a piano,a pot of glue and a tuna fish? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew youd get stuck there
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done I said "How bout you give me a standing ovation." I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair. Sad and lonely
The man walks into a bar reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player the piano player starts playing the piano, the guy next to him asks where did you get that, the man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes, so the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside he says to the genie I want a million bucks, the genie snaps his fingers and a million ducks appear in the road, the man comes back inside and says hey that genie is a little hard of hearing, the man says well did you really think I'd ask for a 12-in pianist
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot high piano player? He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish. The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf as all he got was a 12 pianist.
you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
