Piano jokes
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1-foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says, “Man, how’d you get such a short piano player?” The bartender says in response, “There’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says, “What just happened?” The bartender replies, “The genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12-inch pianist?”
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.