Are you a keyboard, cause I wanna tap you all night long
What’s worse than spiders On your piano Craps on your organ
What’s worse than spiders on your piano crabs on your organ
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What is a pedophiles favorite piano note?
A Minor
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road? Organ harvesting
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew the answer would be a comb or a piano but technically if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them they have teeth but can't chew with them
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor
What's the diffrence between a piano,a pot of glue and a tuna fish? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew youd get stuck there
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Cuz it forgot which key to use!
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
The man walks into a bar reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player the piano player starts playing the piano, the guy next to him asks where did you get that, the man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes, so the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside he says to the genie I want a million bucks, the genie snaps his fingers and a million ducks appear in the road, the man comes back inside and says hey that genie is a little hard of hearing, the man says well did you really think I'd ask for a 12-in pianist
What is the definition of Endless Love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done I said "How bout you give me a standing ovation." I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair. Sad and lonely
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What is the difference between tuna a piano and glue? you can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna. (the person you ask should say what about the glue) response: I knew you would get stuck there.
what does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in comen? you can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna? but what about the glue said bob I ? new you would get stuck on that
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
