Are you a keyboard, cause I wanna tap you all night long
What’s worse than spiders On your piano Craps on your organ
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What is a pedophiles favorite piano note?
A Minor
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
What's the diffrence between a piano,a pot of glue and a tuna fish? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew youd get stuck there
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.
So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done I said "How bout you give me a standing ovation." I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair. Sad and lonely
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What is the difference between tuna a piano and glue? you can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna. (the person you ask should say what about the glue) response: I knew you would get stuck there.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
