Physiology jokes
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
