Physiology jokes

A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.

When you breathe.

How do you help a constipated person?

You scare the shit out of them!

Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!

Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?

Because he had no BODY to go with!

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?

Because it had "no body" to go with.

How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.

Don't scare me! I poop easily!

Why do people poop?

Because it we need to!

What are two things you could call a fart?

"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"

Two muffins are sitting in a bar.

The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."

The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.

Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.