Physiology jokes
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Defenity peeing with an erection
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
Community talk
can girls poop?
can i shit myself
Nah dude why are girls (aka me and other girls I know) just built different when they're on their periods? Because we can be having a normal conversation then someone says something that I don't like then I start to yell at them and then I cry then I just need food and sleep. Like I will go from laughing with you to a whole new person.
(By the way this just came to my mind because its happening to me so that's just fun.)