Physiology jokes
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.