Physiology jokes

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.

They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

Why am I still alive?

Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

What happens when skeletons score points in a game?

They get a bone-us.

What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"

What are two things you could call a fart?

"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"

Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.