Physiology Jokes

Pupil

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

Butt

Why don't butts get along?

Because they can't stand each other's cheek!

Brain

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

Shit

What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?

Any ideas?

SHIT!!!!

Human

Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.

Sex

They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

Life

Why am I still alive?

Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...

Bean

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

Enzyme

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

Woman

I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.

Fart

What are two things you could call a fart?

"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"

Butt

Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.