Brain freeze jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.