Physiology jokes
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 馃ぃ
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!