Physiology jokes
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.