Physiology jokes
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
When you breathe.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.