Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Physiology Jokes
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
When you breathe.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
