Physiology jokes
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
People say your body is 75% water, while mine [is] 100% full of coffee.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
My shirt is only red when I think about sex.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
You’re so lame, you don’t have a superpower!
"Yah, I do!"
Oh yeah? What is it?
"My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand!"
That’s breathing, Jim.
"NO IT’S NOT, JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!"