Physics jokes
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Memes
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.