Physics jokes

Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.

What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?

The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.

One day I threw a boomerang...

Now I live in constant fear.

I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

Presidents are normal, physically.

Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.

What's the biggest problem with gravity?

It keeps putting people down.

I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

A physically disabled heterosexual male.

What’s better than Stephen Hawking?

Stephen walking.

Where does the resistor go after a long day?

It goes Ohm.

When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?

Robot Wars.

Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Not Stephen Hawking.