Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Steven hawking walks into a bar.... no I'm just kidding.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
