Physics jokes
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk? Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road? Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
What did Stephen Hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh, fuck! I can’t get up them.
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!