Physics

Physics Jokes

😳 πŸ€” ☎️ ☎️ ☎️ What do you call πŸ“ž πŸ“ž πŸ“ž a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨that are physically handicapped? caregiver πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺

What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?

Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.

Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why? Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.

πŸ€” πŸ€” πŸ€” Why did a β™Ώ why did a physically handicapped πŸ‘¨ gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male, is better than the smallest act of kindness

Who is the definition of a natural born cocksucker A bisexuality male or a homosexual male or a bisexual female or a heterosexual female ? A physically disabled heterosexual male

πŸ€” 😳 what do physically handicapped β™Ώ πŸ‘¨πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ gay men do after they are done belching whip their mouths πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks

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Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual? Because physically challenged gay men do it best πŸ‘ πŸ™Œ πŸ‘πŸ‘ πŸ‘Œ πŸ‘Œ πŸ’ͺ πŸ’ͺ πŸ₯° 😊 πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜„ 😁 😍 πŸ’– ❀️ πŸ’– ❣️ πŸ’• πŸ’˜

😳 😳 😳 what can a physically handicapped β™Ώ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ gay man can do better than a physically handicapped β™Ώ bisexual man πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ πŸ€” when his πŸ‘„ mouth is wide open 😍 when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men's 🚹 restroom 🚻 at a rest 😴 area 😴 suck the chrome of a tall pipe πŸ‘„

What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?

The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals

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πŸ€” what do πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ gay men who are physically handicapped β™Ώ can do better than a πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ man who is heteroflexable when πŸ€” he has another πŸ‘¨ man's 😍 πŸ˜‹ 😜 😏 😳 πŸ˜‰ cock inside πŸ˜‹ of his warm mouth πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ give a πŸ‘ πŸ‘ good blowjob

Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's rest rooms? because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't received a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms