Physics jokes
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
He was telling the truth in a different way...
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.