Physics

Physics jokes

Momma

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Mum

Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.

Potential

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.

He yells, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Attraction

When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."

Stephen Hawking

Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"

Apple

What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?

The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.

Bird

What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?

The bird can fly off the roof.

Emo

What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?

The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.