What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
I read a book on anti-gravity...
It was impossible to put down.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
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Electron
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
