Physics jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar...
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!