Physics jokes
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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I make science puns, but only periodically.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.