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Physics Jokes
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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I make science puns, but only periodically.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it didn't want to be argon.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
