Physics jokes
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.