Physics

Physics Jokes

Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.

If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.

Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.

Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.

Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.

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😭 😫 πŸ€” 😳 😊 πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨

Why did a bisexual man wanted a physically handicapped β™Ώ πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¬ gay man to give him a anonymous blowjob under the stall inside the men'restroom 🚻 🚹 at a restarea? because getting a blowjob from a call girl πŸ‘§ cost $75.00 πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭

What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?

One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!

What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?

Caregiver.

What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?

Mixed nuts.

Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?

A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.

What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.

Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?

He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).

😳 😳 😳 what can a physically handicapped β™Ώ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ gay man can do better than a physically handicapped β™Ώ bisexual man πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ πŸ€” when his πŸ‘„ mouth is wide open 😍 when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men's 🚹 restroom 🚻 at a rest 😴 area 😴 suck the chrome of a tall pipe πŸ‘„

πŸ€” What do gay men who are physically handicapped β™Ώ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when πŸ€” he has another man's 😍 πŸ˜‹ 😜 😏 😳 πŸ˜‰ cock inside πŸ˜‹ of his warm mouth πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ give a πŸ‘ πŸ‘ good blowjob?

What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.