Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
I threw my boomerang and now I live in constant fear.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
Why did Steven hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
