What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Why did people bully Steven Hawkins?
Because he couldn't stand up for him self
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Why can’t Stephan Hawkins go to heaven
Because it’s a stairway to heaven not a ramp
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
I read a book on anti-gravity...
It was impossible to put down.
What do Steven Hawkins and the wicked witch both have in common?
If you throw water over them both, they both die...
The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far from the wall the cord unpluged
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over there body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Steven Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this earth.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
How did Stephen Hawking die? There was a power outage
if stephen hawkings had a fifa card he would have 99 dribling
Why’ve was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble
stephen hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
if stephen hawking was in a horror movie .... would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???
Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged
