Physics

Physics jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

Suck a big cock.

When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?

You were hit by a shockwave!

Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?

It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!

Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."

Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."

To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.