Physics jokes
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Presidents are normal, physically.
Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.