Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Physicist Jokes
Stand? Wait. No.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
