Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Physicist Jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
