Physicist jokes
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.