What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Why did Steven hawking die, he lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled to far from the outlet.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? “head, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and frames”
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner
His shoulder
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Stand? Wait. No.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
