Physicist

Physicist jokes

What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"

Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?

Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.

Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.

They took him to PC World for repairs.

How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?

Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.

Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?

"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"