so, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- oh, wait a minute!!!! rewind!! so, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.
I’m just kidding.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawkings can’t even stand up for his self after all these mean joke
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
how did steven hawking die? he rolled away and his charger unplugged
