Physicist jokes

1 "Knock knock."

2 "Who's there?"

1 "Interrupting physicist."

2 "Interrupting who?"

1 "Muon!!!"

I like balls.

What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.

A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.

Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.

What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?

Standing Tall.

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I’m just kidding.

It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.

Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?

Because he's British.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.

Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...

Just kidding.

Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?

Because he can’t do stand up.

What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?

The robot.

Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?

'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.

I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.

If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.

Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?

She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.