Physicist jokes
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Stand? Wait. No.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he fell off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.