Physicist jokes
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"