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Physicist jokes

The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.

What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?

Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."

What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?

Stephen Walkins.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.

I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...

All I got was "error 404 page not found."

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  • When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.

    He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"