What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? .... ERROR
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
