What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Physicist Jokes
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
