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Dog

mclarathen · 7 years ago

I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.

Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.

Lizard

DIANEE · 1 year ago

A lizard with its mouth wide open looking excited. The text says, "Yay!!!!" above the lizard and "mccrickets!!!!!!" below it.

Dog

Apollo · 1 year ago

An image of a brown and white dog attached to the ceiling. The text on the image reads: "Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium."

Cast

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

The Movie

A grid of images with the title "Your own Romantic Comedy Cast Meme" at the top. The grid shows nine roles: The Main Character (a meme of a person with black hair), The Love Interest (a meme of a bald person), The Best Friend (a cartoon girl), The Love interest's Roommate (a cartoon of a green dinosaur), The Crazy ex (a troll face), The Pet (a kitten), The Kid Sibling (a pixelated image), and The Love Interest's parents (a badly drawn image of a person).

Hamster

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A meme showing the characters Gumball and Richard Watterson from 'The Amazing World of Gumball'. Gumball is in the bottom left, looking upwards with a terrified expression. Richard is on the right, looking extremely bloated and crying, with thick white liquid dripping down his face. The caption at the top reads: "When you done with the group hamster but now the little mf ain't moving".

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A black cat appears dramatically stretched out on a carpeted floor. The image is from a tweet saying "how ur cat sees himself when he hasn't eaten in almost an hour."

Duck

Evil Duck Lords Of America · 1 year ago

A white duck is wearing big, round, white sunglasses. The text says 'why you should have a duck'.

Bed

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Happens any time I'm sick or would be lyingg in bed all day for any reason

A spotted dog is nestled in a bed, looking very comfortable.

Dog

Shitpost master-general · 11 months ago

An old, black and tan dachshund dog with its tongue out is looking eagerly at two lime green sticky notes held by a human hand. The left note says "Get blown up" and the right note says "Get a treat!".

Cat

Dish3rm3s_luvva9 · 1 month ago

Two orange tabby cats sitting side by side looking attentively at the camera. The top text says "PUT DOWN DA PHONE" and the bottom text says "GIVE US PRESENTS ALREADY".

Dog

Anonymous prankster /\ _ /\ · 11 months ago

staring into the sun!

A medium-sized dog with black, white, and brown fur sits in green grass with scattered brown leaves. It wears a white and purple collar and looks directly forward with a serious expression.

Woman

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image displays four different cartoon characters from the show "Invincible" in a vertical arrangement. Each character is accompanied by a text phrase. The first character, an orange robot, is paired with the phrase "calling them girls." The second character, an older man with a sinister grin, is paired with "calling them women." The third character, a man with long black hair, is paired with "calling them females." The fourth character, Omni-Man, is paired with the phrase "calling them pets."

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A white cat is reaching towards a lamp on a desk, with the text: "Now I have to unplug my lamp at night. Because this cat learned how to turn it on. And he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night."

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A photo of two cats, one of them is jumping up with both paws in the air, as if in a frantic state, and another one is sitting still, looking at the jumping cat, on a wood floor with text above the two cats that says: "WHEN YOU SEE YOUR HUMAN TAKING YOUR FOOD OUT."

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A tabby cat is upside down with its head in a pot, its legs and tail sticking out. The text on the image says, "Can anyone water my cat this weekend?"

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A black cat with a white paw print on its back lies on a wooden floor. The text says: "Cat wandered into kitchen where my daughter was baking, and now apparently he's taking the Hobbits to Isengard."

Breakfast

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A cat wrapped in a blanket looking grumpy with the text 'MORNING! WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?'

Pitbull

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A close-up image of a monstrous-looking dog with large teeth and a harness on its face. The text overlaid on the bottom of the image reads: 'pitbull owners be like "her name is pancake and she's a sweetheart."'

Kitty

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Two Roblox avatars are standing on a colorful platform. A text bubble above them reads: "lol have you ever rubbed your kitty in circles?"

Pocket

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A light brown kitten is sitting in a purple pocket with a flower on it. Above the pocket it says "Pocket pussy".

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Dis my dog(in comments)

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Mr nibbles has sadly passed away this morning at 9:08 am 😔😔😔

Cosmo idk

My pup's so clumsy

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