What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
I hate it when I accidentally eat out my dog, lol.
What do dogs eat? Dog food.
My dog died.
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
I like cats.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
You are so cat.
I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.
