What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast
name one person who would take a orphan micheal jackson so they can play all night
5 Cobra Kai Facts: 1: Johnny = Daniel 2: Miguel > Robby 3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang 4: Chozen And Daniel > Kreese And Silver 5: Tory is actually a good person.
What do you call a disabled person drowning a BOAT
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brothers Halloween costume is so ugly. Person 2: what was it? Person 1: He went as himself.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First ignore them until they ask you if your going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them would they get on all fours and bark back? After that continue to ignore them.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant so i went in there with a bomb...but the bomb got diffused and did not work . I asked a person standing nearby i said. "" hey do you know how to fix this bomb so i can blow up this place? "" He gave me a book. It was the quran I said what the hell is that..! He said, " this is the official manual for bomb making."
Me:name all the planets other person: earth Mars Jupiter Neptune mercury Uranus me: not my anus
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality? A: They don’t have a person in reality!
why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
cause they'll eat the bat
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.
People complain we are over- populated. Well then if we committed suicide then why do they be sad. It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad peoples?
if your a cat person never let hungry chinese into your house they might just have a snack
What do u call a fat person in a wheelchair A broken wheelchair
Man: I'm here for the job interview Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews. Man: Just anywhere? Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right? Man: Yeah that's me. (Shakes hands and sits back down) Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson? Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. it really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir. Employer: I like you already, you're hired! Man: Wow thanks, sir. I know i won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job! Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy. Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade? Employer: No. Man: This... This is a photography job right? Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
I went to a depprest person and said do you wanna hang with me
what happens when a black person gets in a car? the check oil light turns on
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
