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When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"

Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.

Please no harsh comments toward each other.

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.

You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.

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    • Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?

    Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

    My friend: Chunky dunks.

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    • This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."

    I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)

    Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!

    Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?

    Person B: Tentacles?

    Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*

    My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.