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Personal jokes

Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

My friend: Chunky dunks.

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  • This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."

    I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)

    Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!

    Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?

    Person B: Tentacles?

    Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*

    My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.

    Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.

    Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.

    Person 2: I know how to fix that!

    ... Next day person commits suicide...

    Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.

    This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."

    When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.

    Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."

    Rich person: "Then buy a house!"