August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane.
A person who simps for Pokimane: And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly.
its not surprising there inst a whole lot of good tree jokes. most foresters have a wooden personality
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and i will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke i do.
Watch out there’s an iceberg other person we will be fine 10 minutes later drowns says we will be fine
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges
a random drunk person ate poop but he found out it was liquid...
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
There are two type of faces The handsome one but the wallet is ugly Then there is this personal face full of bump's but even they lack the wallet
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US??
The average iq increases in both places.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!
I see all these 9/11 jokes and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke cause they have a tendency to crash and burn
person : Hey do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
you do realize that said nothing right
me : exactly :)
me : hey! do you know how to tie a knot? person : yea, why? me : cause I need help tying this noose :)
There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.
When you realize the person reading this is a clown
Bully: your so short u hand-glide on a chip
Short person: welll at least I don’t look like a Giraffe that just came out of an oven
Some one Telling a joke: Boy: my parents are dead Girl: My grandad is too Orphan who listened to it: that joke is dead Person who told the joke: so is ur family
