Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
Personal Jokes
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
Person you don't know, my name.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs.
"For the last time, Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!"
The man with glasses frowns.
"Where did all the others go, then?"
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
The person who is reading this.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
What do you call a person?
A person.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
