Person jokes
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Memes
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
There was a guy called John.
No one is smart. I am smart.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Talk to me if you're online.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Hey Qwen, it's me.
I'm weird.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.