Person jokes

What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?

Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)

Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

How do you make a sad person jump?

A bridge.

How do you get a depressed person to jump?

Put them on a bridge.

I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.

What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.

What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?

They both hang...

So, a person walked into a shop.

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Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

What does a depressed person say when they're happy?

"..."

How can you save a depressed person from a tree?

You cut the rope.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.

The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.

Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?

Good thing it was a "soft" drink!

How do you help a constipated person?

You scare the shit out of them!

If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.

Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!

I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet," and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.

When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.

Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?

Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.