I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
Person Jokes
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Ethan Rice
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
