Person jokes
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Memes
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
No one is smart. I am smart.
There was a guy called John.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Hey Qwen, it's me.
I'm weird.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Oliver
What was I saying again?
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
Abdi and Tunde are real.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.