Person jokes
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
Queen, (DYM 86)
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Hey Qwen, it's me.
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?
Why should you lose your virginity to an autistic person?
Because virginity needs to be lost with someone special.
Me nan.