Person jokes
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Memes
oh, does that mean he a pedo!
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.