Person jokes

A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.

President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!

My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.

There are two types of faces:

The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.

Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.

What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.

Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.

Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.

How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.

Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."

"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"

A blind person walks into a bar.

Because they can’t see where they are going.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.

You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.

Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.