Person jokes
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
Other person: Yes.
Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Hi... I'm depressed.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
A woman decides to take a well-earned vacation, and she asks her brother to watch her cat while she's away.
On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things are going, he tells her bluntly that the cat is dead.
The woman is really upset and goes into hysterics, before saying, "You can't tell a person bad news so bluntly. You should break the news gently. The first day, you should have said that Fluffy was stuck on the roof and couldn't get down. The second day, you could have said that she had fallen, but the vet said she would be okay. Then on the third day, you could have said that she died from complications."
The next day, the woman calls her brother again and asks how things are. He says, "Well, Grandma is stuck on the roof and can't get down..."
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Person A: C'mon person B, just be happy, smile.
Person B: Over my dead body.
Person B: *gets the noose*
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!