Person jokes
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Kevin Woody (look him up)
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.