Person jokes
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Xzavier sucked off little Johnny.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
Helen Keller.
Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.
If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Callum Coulter
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.
The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.
It's sad someone has ligma.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
William
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.