Person jokes
I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
They are hairy.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Shocker
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
I'm horny and gay.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking. I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"