Person jokes
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
Memes
oh, does that mean he a pedo!
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
I AGREE WITH EDP.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.