Person jokes
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Person A: C'mon person B, just be happy, smile.
Person B: Over my dead body.
Person B: *gets the noose*
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.