Person jokes
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
It's sad someone has ligma.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
Helen Keller.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
Ayo, who's online :')
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building? A cliffhanger.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
like if you know someone that is emo.