Person jokes
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
Cameron and Pav.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Face Rev
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Hi person reading this.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Eli Tremain.
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!