Person jokes

In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"

In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"

Me: Knock, knock.

Other person: Who’s there?

Me: Atch.

Other person: Atch who?

Me: Bless you!

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?

One lasts long and another doesn't.

Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.

If R. Kelly was a therapist:

14 year old: I hate my life.

R. Kelly: I feel you.

What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.

What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.

I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"

I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.

What do emos use as birth control?

Their personalities!

A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.

Guess the joke.

Your girlfriend.

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.

"What do you tell a person with depression?

Just hang in there, buddy!"

I AGREE WITH EDP.

I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.

So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.

What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?

Stephen Hawking.

Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.