Person jokes
Fritzchen was supposed to remember three sentences. He asks his mother, "Mom, do you have any news?" The mother replies angrily, "Stop it!"
Fritzchen goes to see his father, who is watching a football match. When a goal is scored, he shouts, "That's it!"
Finally, he asks his sister, "Sister, do you have anything to say?" She is currently reading a story about a fool and says, "He is the dumbest person in the world!"
The next day at school, the teacher asks, "Fritzchen, did you learn the phrases?" Fritzchen replies, "Stop it!" The teacher is shocked: "Fritzchen! Don't say that to me. Go to the principal immediately!" Fritzchen shouts, "That's it!" Arriving at the principal's office, he asks, "Who do you think I am?" Fritzchen promptly replies, "He's the dumbest person in the world!"
Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!
Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?
Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?
Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Doctor: *calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?
Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?
911 service: *hangs up*
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
Paul Walker.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What was I saying again?
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.