Person jokes
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
Ramsey Bevan
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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An old woman walks into an outdoor supplies store.
"I'd like an infrared gorilla," she says.
The clerk proceeds to give her an infrared gorilla from the back room.
"We've had hundreds of these things in the back for ages," exclaims the clerk. "You're the first person who's actually wanted one."
You're tiny!
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What do you call a person with only one arm?
Half-assed.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.
I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.
... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.