Person jokes
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
The person who is reading this.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Never attempt to foreshadow your own death, you may end up regretting it. You can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if I’m wrong.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
Eli Tremain.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."
Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.