Person jokes
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Hi person reading this.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Hi how are you?
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.