Person jokes
like if you know someone that is emo.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
Callum Coulter
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
Lewis Clow
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.