Person jokes
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
Like if you know someone is emo.
You're just big and good.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call a retard?
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.