Person jokes
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
When someone says, "Jesus," I say, "Bitch, where?"
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.