Person jokes
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
Memes
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Cameron and Pav.
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
Josh
I want to be loved.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.