Person jokes
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.
The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.