Person jokes
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
I AGREE WITH EDP.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.