Person jokes

I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.

There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.

What do you say to a depressed person?

"I like ya cut, G."

A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."

Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?

There was a person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Man: I'm here for the job interview.

Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.

Man: Just anywhere?

Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?

Man: Yeah, that's me.

(Shakes hands and sits back down)

Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?

Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.

Employer: I like you already, you're hired!

Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!

Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.

Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?

Employer: No.

Man: This... This is a photography job, right?

Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.

Kendon is a loser!

Beau is gay.

When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.

Here are some skeleton jokes.

You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

Follow me if you know someone smart.

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

Person 1: A life.

Person 2: I don't get it.

Person 1: Exactly.

I'm not saying you're annoying.

But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.

What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.