Person jokes

I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.

He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!

Oooo, Gabriel Casey.

Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?

Good thing it was a "soft" drink!

Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.

How do you piss off a disabled person?

You put the cookie on the other shoulder.

You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.

What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.

There were three people on the third floor of a building. The first one took a bite of an apple, then said it was too hard, so he threw it out the window. The second person took a bite of a lemon. He said it was too sour, so he threw it out the window. The third guy was drunk. He took a bite of a grenade and thought it was too crunchy, so he threw it out the window.

Then one of them went downstairs. He saw a dog laying on the ground dead. The apple had hit the dog in the head. Then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap. It had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head. Next, there was an old guy laughing. I asked him why he was laughing. He said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up."

You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.

What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.

A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...

What do you call a gay person on fire?

LGBBQ

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

Person 1: Somebody farted.

Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.

What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?

A Lymphomaniac.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.

I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.

What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?

Miracle Whip.

Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.

Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.