Person jokes
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."
Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!