Person jokes
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.