Person jokes
Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.
Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.
What do you call a black person swimming? Cursed Minecraft image.
Hi person reading this.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.