Person jokes
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
Ya nan!
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
Bill Cosplay
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.