Person jokes
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Taylor.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person? I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.