Person jokes
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”
I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!