Person jokes
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What does Chainsaw Man's chainsaw say as he chases a black person?
"Runnnnigernigernigerniger..."
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
Ethan Fennel
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Josh Williams
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."
Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.