Person jokes
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
And I would walk 500 more!
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
Josh is chubby.
Technoblade never got a wife.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.
Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
I whopped my daughter's butt because she doesn't listen.
I now have a court date for child abuse and crimes against a deaf person.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.