Person jokes
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
Your momma!
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Hi how are you?
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easily. You found a new girl and it only took a couple weeks. Remember when you said that you wanted to give me the world? (Ah-ah-ah-ah) And good for you, I guess that you've been workin' on yourself. I guess that therapist I found for you, she really helped. Now you can be a better man for your brand new girl. Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy, not me. If you ever cared to ask. Good for you, you're doin' great out there without me, baby. God, I wish that I could do that. I've lost my mind, I've spent the night Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom. But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it. But I guess good for you.
Well, good for you, I guess you're gettin' everything you want (ah). You bought a new car and your career's really takin' off (ah). It's like we never even happened. Baby, what the fuck is up with that? (Ha) And good for you, it's like you never even met me. Remember when you swore to God I was the only Person who ever got you? Well, screw that and screw you. You will never have to hurt the way you know that I do. Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy, not me. If you ever cared to ask. Good for you, you're doin' great out there without me, baby. God, I wish that I could do that. I've lost my mind, I've spent the night Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom. But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it. But I guess good for you.
Ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah Maybe I'm too emotional But your apathy's like a wound in salt Maybe I'm too emotional Or maybe you never cared at all Maybe I'm too emotional Your apathy is like a wound in salt Maybe I'm too emotional Or maybe you never cared at all Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy, not me. If you ever cared to ask. Good for you, you're doin' great out there without me, baby. Like a damn sociopath. I've lost my mind, I've spent the night Cryin' on the floor of my bathroom. But you're so unaffected, I really don't get it. But I guess good for you.
Well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easily.
Yeah, Eli is hot.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.