Person jokes
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.
Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.
Person 2: I know how to fix that!
... Next day person commits suicide...
Lorne Armstrong
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
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Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.