Person jokes
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
How Bibi celebrates Valentine's Day:
“I want to nutinyahu.”
“I’d blow up a school for you.”
“Can I be your ‘chosen person?’ 👉👈”
“I wanna bibi inside yo pp.”