Person jokes
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
There were three people on the third floor of a building. The first one took a bite of an apple, then said it was too hard, so he threw it out the window. The second person took a bite of a lemon. He said it was too sour, so he threw it out the window. The third guy was drunk. He took a bite of a grenade and thought it was too crunchy, so he threw it out the window.
Then one of them went downstairs. He saw a dog laying on the ground dead. The apple had hit the dog in the head. Then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap. It had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head. Next, there was an old guy laughing. I asked him why he was laughing. He said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up."
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Hey, dude man. I'm a dude man.
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"