Person jokes
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(