Person jokes
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.