Person jokes
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
William
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
Abdi and Tunde are real.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"