Person Jokes

Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!" ... Person 1: "Plagiarism!"

They say that bad thing ́s happen to good people. So if you get runned over by a car just know your a good person.

Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.

Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.

Treon: We don't need another one we got 100 people in here no need. Now amber please just go make your self useful.

Amber: Fine!!!!!

5 Cobra Kai Facts: 1: Johnny = Daniel 2: Miguel > Robby 3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang 4: Chozen And Daniel > Kreese And Silver 5: Tory is actually a good person.

How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb

3. Because it’s the normal persons height

Q: What do you call a person with Downs syndrome who smokes weed

A: Baked potato

so there is someone who doesn't know what an armadilo is. He then sees one. he askes it a question. "What are you?" the armadilo replies, "Armadilo." the person says: "What's a dilo?"

there's a plane crash every single person died who lived? the married people!

What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls, A Roll model

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.

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person: what's your perfect date look like.

Me: oh just hanging around in a tree

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

1st person : What do you call a blind pianist? 2nd person : what? 1st person : a pianist

My wife is the only person that has missing posters attached to her ass.

Person: My left ear is ringing. Friend: Then answer it...

allright class the person who answers my next queston gets to go home, then a guy throse a pencel the techer asks who throue that pensol I DID I GET TO GO HOME