Person jokes
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
Memes
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.