Person jokes
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
I'm illegal.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Fritzchen was supposed to remember three sentences. He asks his mother, "Mom, do you have any news?" The mother replies angrily, "Stop it!"
Fritzchen goes to see his father, who is watching a football match. When a goal is scored, he shouts, "That's it!"
Finally, he asks his sister, "Sister, do you have anything to say?" She is currently reading a story about a fool and says, "He is the dumbest person in the world!"
The next day at school, the teacher asks, "Fritzchen, did you learn the phrases?" Fritzchen replies, "Stop it!" The teacher is shocked: "Fritzchen! Don't say that to me. Go to the principal immediately!" Fritzchen shouts, "That's it!" Arriving at the principal's office, he asks, "Who do you think I am?" Fritzchen promptly replies, "He's the dumbest person in the world!"
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."