Person jokes
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
Ayo, who's online :')
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
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Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Ethan Fennel
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."
Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.