Person jokes
Your momma!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
Person: Where do I commit suicide?
Dog: Roof.
Person: Good idea.
That one
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree? You cut the rope...
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
You aren't alone. If you ever need to chat, I'm here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn't struggle.
Why should you lose your virginity to an autistic person?
Because virginity needs to be lost with someone special.