Person jokes
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Let’s say there’s a person who should have never come to exist. How would you find them?
A: Look in a mirror.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
And I would walk 500 more!
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
Technoblade never got a wife.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Josh is chubby.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.
Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
There was a guy called John.
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.