Person jokes
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
you.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
Alex Hayermann.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
Jeffrey Epstein was a disgusting person, but he could tie a good hangman's knot.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
Talk to me if you are online.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"