Person jokes
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
What do you call a black person?
Black.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
Yoav