Person jokes

So, a person walked into a shop.

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There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

What do you call a black person?

Dark humor.

Another joke, I know they suck.

What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.

Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?

At least Hitler killed himself.

What do you call a person who smokes?

Smokey the Bear.

A woman decides to take a well-earned vacation, and she asks her brother to watch her cat while she's away.

On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things are going, he tells her bluntly that the cat is dead.

The woman is really upset and goes into hysterics, before saying, "You can't tell a person bad news so bluntly. You should break the news gently. The first day, you should have said that Fluffy was stuck on the roof and couldn't get down. The second day, you could have said that she had fallen, but the vet said she would be okay. Then on the third day, you could have said that she died from complications."

The next day, the woman calls her brother again and asks how things are. He says, "Well, Grandma is stuck on the roof and can't get down..."

What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.

What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?

An Autobot.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

A depresso espresso.

JK.

It's cyanide.

Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.

Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).

Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!

Bully: Ew, no I don't!

Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?

Kid singing “abcd.”

Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)

What do you call a dwarf?

Adrian!

I go balls deep in your mum with no power.

Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.

When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...

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