Person jokes
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.