Person jokes
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.