Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."
Person Jokes
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?
"Thanks for the warning."
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
