Person jokes
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
Other person: Yes.
Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Gvido gubis.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
I will pay someone to kill me.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
I think you're eggcellent!
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.