Person jokes

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?

Me: I have depression, what do you think?!

You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.

When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?

When he is on the train.

What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!

Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?

Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

Has anyone alive ever died?

Is this our eternal life?

They are hairy.

Why did the emo person cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

How do you know someone is going to die?

He can't stop coughing. (coffin)

What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.