Person jokes

They are hairy.

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

Has anyone alive ever died?

Is this our eternal life?

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

Why did the emo person cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

Normal person: "I'm perfect!"

Goth person: "Nobody is."

Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.

Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Die.

Die who?

Me, I want to die.

Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

There are two types of faces:

The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.

Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.

Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?

A: A no-bell prize.

A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.

She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”

The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”

The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”

Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.

Me: Me.

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?

Me: I have depression, what do you think?!