Person jokes

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

How does a blind person wipe their ass?

With braille toilet paper.

What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?

Morgz.

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.

You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?

Me: I have depression, what do you think?!

You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.

When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?

When he is on the train.

What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!

Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?

Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

Has anyone alive ever died?

Is this our eternal life?

They are hairy.