Person jokes

Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.

Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."

Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?

Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.

What can’t a Black person say to a police officer?

"Thanks for the warning."

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

Has anyone alive ever died?

Is this our eternal life?

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

Why did the emo person cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.

What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.

They are hairy.

What do cannibals call a person that is running?

Fast food.

How do you know someone is going to die?

He can't stop coughing. (coffin)

I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.

Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?

They never look down on anyone.

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.

What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!

Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?

Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.