Person jokes
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
My mom told me that her doctor told her personally that she had to keep herself isolated because she has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great ass.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
What do you call a retard?
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.