Person jokes

You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.

If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?

What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"

What do you call a bum person with a brain?

A hillbilly.

Looks like he never charged up fully.

Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?

The grim reaper.

I'm illegal.

What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.

What do you call a retard?

The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.

I am Araf, and I am clumsy.

Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?

They can't find home plate.

You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.

What did one cheese say to the other cheese?

"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.

What do you call a person who cares for chickens?

A chicken tender.

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.

What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?

A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.

Why did Spencer eat cheese?

Because he was Jewish.

Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now.