Person Jokes

If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE

my name is dezz

person with no arms:even tho I have no arms I can do anything you guys can

me:if your happy and you know it clap your hands👏👏if your happy and you know it clap your hands👏👏

person with no arms:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

if a black person calls you a cracker, let them say you can say things they can't say like, "thanks for the warning officer"

Whats a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D

What do you call a autistic person playing a guitar?

Guarded.

What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person? About 3 years

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.

What do u call a man with out a body and a nose

A cop pulls me over and asks if i have been drinking. I'm an honest person and say yes i did so i take of my sunglasses, and tell him that i now had 2glasses less.

Who can jump the highest? Emos some of them are still falling.

when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot

What do you call a general neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy

BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM

As a son I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CCD. It was on speaker so me and mom hear both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.

A man went to buy 5 undie so he said hi 5 undis plz 1 4 each weekday.and then another man comes and said hi 7 undies please 1 for each day and theyll finish cleaning by sunday so the cashier said now thats more like it and then another person said hi 12 undies please wait imma double check january fe