Person jokes
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Memes
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
Hi, I am Bill.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)