Person jokes
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
Like if you meet someone emo.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.