Person jokes
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Like if you meet someone emo.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.