Person jokes
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
Memes
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
Hi, I am Bill.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"