Person Jokes

Why cant a homeless person be in The Boys

Because he would have beef with homelander

What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you? Just, hang in there, man.

a lumberjack goes to a person ́s house then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf

Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..

if a fat person would go on a flying car it will just be at the ground when they out it will justfly up

What is a dissabled persons least favorite song I'm still standing

Why was the emo person dead inside? Because I stole their insides.

hey you person who's scrolling, pls leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh its okay." etc it can be short if you dont want to then that's okay.

What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?

It left him hanging..

ye eli is hot

What do u call a tall person a tall person

if a person kills their counselor does that mean that they don't need therapy no more

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Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.