Person jokes

What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?

A KKKO.

Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?

Person 2: Andrew?

Hi, I am Bill.

Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?

Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.

Mother: Do you understand?

Leo: No.

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Same person.

True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.

(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)

Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.

Please no harsh comments toward each other.

What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.

I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.

Like if you meet someone emo.

I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...

What do you call a black person swimming?

Cursed Minecraft image.

Why is falone mentally disabled?

Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?

One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.

After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.

Me nan.

What do you call a Black person flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What does an apple and a gay person have in common?

Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.