Person jokes

Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

Wanna know something funny?

Me, because I'm funny looking.

Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!

What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

I am Cummer.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"

If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.

Riley Styler :)

I moved so much stone today.

I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.

Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

Because a black person was approaching.

I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.

When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.

Tyson?

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?

Harrison

What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?

A stroke of luck :)

When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...