Person jokes
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Memes
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What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Hi, I am Bill.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.