Person jokes
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Memes
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
Hi, I am Bill.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.