Person jokes
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
Memes
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
Hi, I am Bill.