Person jokes
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
Memes
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
Hi, I am Bill.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)