Person jokes
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Like if you meet someone emo.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.