Person jokes
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
Kate: Can we have a threesome?
Trevor: Sure.
The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Hi, my name is Jeff.
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
There are three people on the steps of Heaven. God tells them all he is having a good day and if they make him laugh by telling him how they died, he will let them in.
The first one said, "I just finished a long day of work and I get home, and right as I stepped in, I knew my wife was cheating on me. I searched everywhere and I couldn’t find anybody, so I got a drink and went to the balcony, and then I saw him, hanging off the ledge of the balcony. I kicked his hands, but he wouldn’t fall, so I threw a Refrigerator at him, and I fell with the Refrigerator."
God busted out laughing and let him in.
The next person walked up and God told him the same thing he told the other person. God told him that he didn’t think that he could make him laugh more than the first person. The second guy said, "So get this, I’m a window washer on the 8th floor. I’m washing the windows like normal, and this enraged psychopath walks up and starts kicking my hands, and then he throws a refrigerator at me and I die."
God bursts out laughing so much to where he falls off his chair, and he lets the guy through. The next guy comes up and God tells him the same thing he told the last two people, and he tells him that there is no way that he can make him laugh more than the other two did. So he starts talking. "So get this, I’m in a refrigerator..."