Person jokes

Stereotype

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

Song

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

Raincoat

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Memes

Roast

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

Problem

What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?

Just hang in there, man.

Life

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

Emo

Why was the emo person dead inside?

Because I stole their insides.

Orphan

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

WW2

What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?