Person Jokes

What do you call a short person that goes to school?

A Sammie

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

What do you call a person with no nose and no body

Nobody knows

why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges

What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? Are you all right?!?!

How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.

What do you call a person with 2 black eyes

Nothing you told them twice

I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan . Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper. SO they didn't want to Post M"loan.

What does a orphan have that a homeless doesn’t?

A home but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent

what do you call a black person going down a waterslide? sewage

Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot

A person laughs everyday. "Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!

Me: Knock Knock

Person: Who's there?

Me: No-one

Person: No-one who?

Me:...........

A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.

Johnny: Why do cuss words exist? Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older. || 20 YEARS LATER || Johnny: Mom now can you tell me why cuss words exist? Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them. Johnny: Damn Mom you shoulda told me that when I was still seven cuz now I really feel like that person.

if depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with a huge amounts of autism that would be me