Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
you can't say hitler was a bad person he did kill hitler after all
(From the mind of 6th grade me)
What is a gay person’s favorite book? The dictionary.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop
what do you say to an upset down syndrome person... “what’s bringing you down?”
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”
*Apple bottom jeans plays”
Person 1 : "Where was Hiroshima?" Person 2 "In Japan" Person 1 "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.
The only person I’d have a cooking lesson with is Hitler
What is a gay person’s favourite meal
Willy con carne
What’s the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won’t cut itself.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler
3 men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live, only if they could achieve one thing. They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each. The first person returned with apples, the leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1....2 he screamed. The next person came back with grapes, 1,2,3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing, he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well, "well i saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples"
control tower to Boeing 747 your clear to land on (said person) forehead
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common? Both are sick and twisted
