Person jokes

Difference

What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?

An Indian person is burnt after death.

Suicide

People complain we are overpopulated.

Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

Shit

How do you help a constipated person?

You scare the shit out of them!

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  • Memes

    Suicide

    Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.

    Epilepsy

    What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.

    Insult

    Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.

    Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.

    Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.

    Place

    Person: I broke my arm in three places.

    Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.

    Prank

    I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.

    The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.