Person jokes
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”
I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
Poop Jackson.
Queen, (DYM 86)
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.