Person jokes
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
Other person: Yes.
Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅
bruh this tru
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.
Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
I will pay someone to kill me.