Person jokes

Mama

  • Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

    Chess

  • How does a disabled person play chess?

    I think you forgot they don't have legs.

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  • Face

  • What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.

    What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.

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  • Interest

  • Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.

    I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...

    Exorcism

  • A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.

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  • Gun

  • If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”

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  • Piece

  • Bully: You are a piece of shit.

    Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.