Person jokes
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
Memes
Something I came across today.
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.
Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
I will pay someone to kill me.
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.