Person jokes
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me?
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
Campbell.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again, but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favorite...
I am a beautiful person.
Hi person reading this.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.