Person jokes
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
You're tiny!
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Austin Nash
John
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
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Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa’s clock; the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where’s Trump’s clock?"
"Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.