Person jokes
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
Coooper
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?