Person jokes

Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.

What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?

A wheel dealer.

If you are poor, get money.

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.

I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?

"Holy shit, I burnt one."

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"

In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Coff- na, jk, bleach.

A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"

I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."

Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?

Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"

James Dalton.

What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.

Ayo, who's online :')

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.

Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.

Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.

Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?

Bully: How would you know that?

Me: Because she told me herself.

Bully: How exactly?

Me: She's on the phone right now.

Phone: *High pitched animal noises*

Me: Told you so!

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.