Kendon is a loser!
Person Jokes
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Poop Jackson.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Talk to me if you're online.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Hi... I'm depressed.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Talk to me if you are online.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
