Person jokes

Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.

Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.

I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet," and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.

An emo tried to give me a high five...

I left him hanging.

Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?

A: Baked potato.

Has anyone alive ever died?

Is this our eternal life?

That bloke Dean's a cunt!

How does a disabled person play chess?

I think you forgot they don't have legs.

What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?

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I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still falling.

I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.

A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.

Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

An emo tried to high-five a tree.

It left him hanging.

Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."