Person jokes
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
So, a guy walks into a gas station and walks to the person working and says, "Can I have a Kit Kat Chunky?" So she gets him one, and then he says, "No, I want a normal Kit Kat, you fat bitch!"
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
Hi, my name is Jeff.
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.
Hi. I am Joe.
Person you don't know, my name.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him…
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.