How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”