I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
Person: where do i commit sucide Dog: roof Person: good idea
If a person shoot's a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful or is it murder?
why did the depressed person cross the road.
to get ran over.
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn't know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.
Person A: cmon person B, just be happy, smile Person B: over my dead body Person B: *gets the noose*
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
my friend: Chunky dunks
What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up
Murder is the same as suicide except the other person is doing it for you
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal???
LIFE
Are you a grave, 'cause I want you on me
Person 1: you are the dumbest person in the class. Person 2: well ur the second. Person 2: maybe but at least im not the dummest. Person 2: i know how to fix that! ... Next day person commits sucide...
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used too, but don't anymore.
Person: why'd you stop?
Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up suck dick
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A depresso espresso.
Jk
It's cyanide.
how does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up? You Tell them its a leap of faith
what do you call a depressed emo ,dead
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