Person jokes
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Alya?
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
How do you keep a blind person entertained? Give them a piece of sandpaper and tell them it’s a word.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
Kendon is a loser!