Person jokes
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Neona: Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: I knew it! I knew my prayer worked!
Neona: He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!
Gwen: Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!
Neona: Who is Mr. Jaekson?
Gwen: Wait... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?
Neona: No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.
Gwen: No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!
Neona: Gwen, you are a liar!
Gwen: No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth, Neona!
Neona: Gwen, please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr. Smith sexual assaults women!!!
Gwen: He does, you're not listening.
Neona: I don't care, BITCH!!!!
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.