Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’
What instrument do skeletons play?
The TromBONE!
What do you call a autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark
What do you call a midget stripper
A pocket pussy
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard the gunshots, he would’ve probably thought it was the ice cream truck
Why do physically disabiled gay men like performing blowjobs on wellendowed abled bodied gay men? Because physically disabiled gay men preferred eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to DRAW a crowd
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him
