Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."