Performance

Performance jokes

Why did the rapper go to space?

Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?

Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!

Why did the rapper become an electrician?

Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he heard the bars were high.

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.

Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(