Performance jokes
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?