Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.