Performance jokes
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.