Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!