Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
