Performance jokes
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.