Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To SWEEP the competition
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... LITERALLY"
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're OFF RHYTHM, but I'll give you a hand"
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a RAP-TITUDE for chillin'
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their FLOW
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free. "
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Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
