Sadly blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind
Sadly he didn't see it coming
I can hear the whole world booing me.
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
Son: Hey Dad, what's an alcoholic?
Dad: Well son, do you see those 4 cars? An alcoholic would see 8.
Son: Dad, there are only 2 cars.
When fat people smash it must feel like a huge submarine hitting u
what is hellen keller's favorite color
velcro
Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him, "Hey man, what the hell you doing?"
Blind guy says, "Just looking around."
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Hellen Keller once said, ̈love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel ̈ but of course she said it like this ̈fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb ̈
A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
