I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
Perception Jokes
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
An autistic man walks into a bra.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
