Perception jokes

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

What makes you guys high?

I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.

What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

We're both blind.

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.

Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.

When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*

Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"

Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Neither did she.

The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...

And then it hit me.

An autistic man walks into a bra.

This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.

I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.

If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.

If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.

If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.

Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?

Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"