Perception

Perception jokes

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?

They both cannot see their family.

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"

My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”