Perception jokes
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
How do you see past that forehead?
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”