What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Perception Jokes
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
How do you see past that forehead?
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
