Perception jokes
An autistic man walks into a bra.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
How do you see past that forehead?
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.