Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
Purple.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
