Perception

Perception Jokes

90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.

Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀