Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
An autistic man walks into a bra.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
