Perception jokes
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
Christopher's Mom said, "One man's trash is another man's treasure."
Turns out Christopher was adopted.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
How do you blindfold a woman?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.