When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Perception Jokes
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.
You're gay if you see this.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
