When fat people smash it must feel like a huge submarine hitting u
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
