Perception

Perception jokes

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.

I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!

"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.

"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"

Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.