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Fat

Butters Stotch

I know five fat people and you’re three of them

Head

Penal_Infection9000

Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?

Because it flew over their heads.

Puns

Green KaZoo

Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”

Light

John Wood

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don’t ask me how they get inside

Puns

Anonymous

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea.

Baby

Anonymous

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Gun

Gun

I don’t like the word gun

Whenever I say it people always get triggered

Depression

Self-Loathing-Larry

It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.

Position

Anonymous

For all the people with Covid-19 i just want to say… Stay positive

Baby

Cockameme

Why cant two chinese people have a white baby ?

Because two wongs dont make a white

Fight

Anonymous

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

Head

FoxTyper on Nitro Type

Dont worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head

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Time

Anonymous

When you are suicidal comedic relief sometimes helps. These jokes sometimes help you realize how many more people feel the way you do and how ridiculous it sounds sometimes.

But joke time…

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life… it’s not you … it’s me!!!

Animal

Anonymous

Why don’t blind people skydive? – Because it scares their dogs too much!

Cannibal

TheRiotHouse

Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.

Depression

Hahaha

You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less

Depression

Anonymous

people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school

Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey

Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

Break

Black

Dead people jokes are the best there ground breaking.

Eating

Tide Pods Challenge

The more people who like to eat tide pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁

Wall

Anonymous

So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? …Actually nah you won’t get over it

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