People

People jokes

Rope

Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.

Stereotype

There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.

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  • Woman

    Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.

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  • Gun

    I don't like the word "gun".

    Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.

    Memes

    Skinny

    Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?

    My friend: Chunky dunks.

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  • Surname

    Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...

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  • Orphan

    Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."

    People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."

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  • Emo people

    Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.

    Potato

    People are like potatoes.

    We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

    Stalker

    The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.

    Depression

    Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."

    Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."

    Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."

    Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."

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  • Orphanage

    People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.