I know five fat people and you’re three of them
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don’t ask me how they get inside
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
I don’t like the word gun
Whenever I say it people always get triggered
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
For all the people with Covid-19 i just want to say… Stay positive
Why cant two chinese people have a white baby ?
Because two wongs dont make a white
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Dont worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head
When you are suicidal comedic relief sometimes helps. These jokes sometimes help you realize how many more people feel the way you do and how ridiculous it sounds sometimes.
But joke time…
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life… it’s not you … it’s me!!!
Why don’t blind people skydive? – Because it scares their dogs too much!
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it’s worth-it-less
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
Dead people jokes are the best there ground breaking.
The more people who like to eat tide pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? …Actually nah you won’t get over it