Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
People are like potatoes.
We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
