What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
like it if you judge peoples hair lines
Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.
Why can't disabled people make jokes.
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
A 10y.o. : I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7. A 10y.o. week later: Damn... my life is shitty...
<2y. later> 12y.o. : What is de-pre-ssion? *googles it*
Now 14y.o. : Oh...
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don't ask me how they get inside
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head
A husband and a wife have four children the oldest three are tall with blonde hair, the youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said “honey, can you be completely honest with me, is our youngest son mine?” The wife says “I swear to all that is holy he is your son.” Then the husband died and the wife muttered, “thank god he didn’t ask about the other three.”
Hey guys I’m back just wondering if any one is still on this that wants me to make more