People Jokes

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr Baker was probably a baker. Mr Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr Dickinson....

People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.

Dead people jokes are the best there ground breaking.

what do depressed people and Apple's have in common?

they both hang from trees

Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing

whats one thing gay people can't draw? a straight line.

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

People judge me because im quiet

no one plans a massacre out loud

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

For all the people with Covid-19 i just want to say... Stay positive

suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry

What does an cannibal call people in water

Sea food

Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she's going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he's Doing REALLY Well

if mistakes make people human than your parents must have been alligators before you were born

The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk but only one person knows about it.

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest so i went as a plane, it didn't fly to well with people.

Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”