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Make

Bad

suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry

Fat

mr.squad

Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?

my friend: Chunky dunks

Grass

Who’s asking

Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.

Priest

Anonymous

What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law

Orphan

Emilly

Orphan- I want to kill my parents

People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man

Friend

James Thallium

When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy. But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)

Orphan

Anonymous

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

Start

Anonymous

How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1

Depression

Anonymous

“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say.

“Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say.

“Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.

Offensive

Cheesedick

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they’re always coming out of the closet

Depression

Madison R.

Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she’s going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he’s Doing REALLY Well

Dad

Morbid

There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, “Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween.”

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Depression

Anonymous

what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?

they both hang from trees

Food

Anonymous

What is the similarity between a joke and food?

Some people just don’t get them!

Depression

Anonymous

Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it

Puns

Anonymous

A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.

Pun in, ten dead.

Hang

ButtCheeksRNasty

so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?

Inside

Anonymous

Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.

Personal

EGGthegamer

The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk but only one person knows about it.

Break

Mckenzie

Suicidal people are ground breaking

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