Some people think incest jokes are funny. I just think it's all relative.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
Suicidal people are ground breaking
What do you call the people in the challenger explosion.
Ashtraynauts
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.
Dead people jokes are the best there ground breaking.
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
For all the people with Covid-19 i just want to say... Stay positive
if mistakes make people human than your parents must have been alligators before you were born
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
A Horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don't ask me how they get inside
TEACHER : Why do people snore ? ME : Because they sleep .
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people? I'D HIT THAT
what do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
they both hang from trees