suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
my friend: Chunky dunks
Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
Orphan- I want to kill my parents
People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy. But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1
“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say.
“Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say.
“Go out with a big, loud bang!”, that’s what I say.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they’re always coming out of the closet
Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she’s going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he’s Doing REALLY Well
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, “Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween.”
what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common?
they both hang from trees
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don’t get them!
Dark jokes are like water some people just don’t get it
A pun walked into a room and killed ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk but only one person knows about it.
Suicidal people are ground breaking