What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
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Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
How many People do you need to change a Lightbulb? Three.The first holds the ladder,the second one holds the Lightbulb and the third one spins the Ladder.
What makes sad people jump? a bridge
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside
surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that they're arms don't get tired..
Where do you buy a dishwasher. Hot singles in your area
Humanity
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I would name my daughter awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
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People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
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What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said "i farted and the building behind me blew up".
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
