What games would deaf people not be good at...
Simon says and Musical chairs
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards
Some people ask why jokes exist, I say when a mommy and daddy love each other very much they have sex and they make another one of you
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."
What do you call pedophiles on a beach. Pedos in Speedos
What does one saggy boob Say to the other saggy boob
If we don’t get some support people Will think we are ball sacks....
Why are so many people mean to orphans???
They can’t cry to their parents
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man an entire city disappeared
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says " Come! Meet Jesus!" One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first"
you should never try afgani weed becuse people in afganistan get stoned to death
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter "People under 12 eat free right" the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I'm 13.
what do the titanic and the sixth sense have in common
icy dead people
What has two butts and kills people? An assassin.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
Why people drink Starbucks because its to hot to handle!!!!
Kid:licks money Mom: hey don’t lick the money it is dirty Kid: is that why they call people filthy rich
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people but they just don’t work
