In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!?
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Your So Skinny that People Can't even See you
Emos They're always a cut above the rest.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do you white people use as pronouns? Crack/her
