I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!?
Don’t be racist racism is a crime and crime is for black people
I met a fat chick at the beach. People started asking me what I use for bait. Or do you want us to help throw the Whale back in the water?
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory, one day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station,I told her so you can weigh yourself on the truck scale.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Your So Skinny that People Can't even See you
Emos They're always a cut above the rest.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people? They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do you white people use as pronouns? Crack/her
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word racism. People can't be something that doesn't exist
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
why disable people do not like comedians? bcoz they do stand up
