Paul Walker jokes

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

Paul's favorite car.

A Carrera GT.

Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.

When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.

What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

There is no difference.

They both got split open by a huge log.

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

Who's Paul Walker's close friend?

Tree.

I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"

"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."

"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"

*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*

How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?

Because Paul Walker crashed into it.

Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?

They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.

Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.

You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.

I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.