Paul Walker jokes
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.