Tribute jokes
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death, so we smoked his ashes.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Still on the back of the bus huh
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
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What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Rip Juice WRLD.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.