Tribute jokes
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Rip Juice WRLD.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
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In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death, so we smoked his ashes.
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!