Tribute jokes
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"
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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
Rip Juice WRLD.
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
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If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death, so we smoked his ashes.