Tribute jokes
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What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Still on the back of the bus huh
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
Rip Juice WRLD.