( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 😞. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was
If you think about it the 9/11 memorial it just a scoreboard
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death so we smoked his ashes.
Whats the twin towers favorite minecraft biome? A plains biome
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
we should give whoever killed hitler a statue oh wait nevermind.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
me and my friends are going to create a steps tribute band we are all in wheelchairs so we are going to be called ramps
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad if you're up there
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In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
I will survive, by Gloria Gaynor.
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Want to know what juice wrld would do if he was alive today. frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commanders) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you"
(Lexa and Clarke from 'The 100' [ #LexaDeservedBetter ] R.I.P. Lexa...)
