Pastime jokes

Q: What is a box's favorite sport?

A: Box-ketball.

What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.

Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

I miss playing baseball.

Games are fun.

What do Time Clocks like to play?

Tick Tack Toe.

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

What’s a priest's favorite sport?

Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.

Why are most West Virginians going to hell?

Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.

How is baseball like cake?

They both need batters.

As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.

It's a great way to pass the time.

Comment your favorite sport.

I love playing games.

Peter's playtime.

I love playing games with my family.