How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
