Pastime jokes

How is baseball like cake?

They both need batters.

What do Time Clocks like to play?

Tick Tack Toe.

Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

What’s a priest's favorite sport?

Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.

What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.

I miss playing baseball.

Q: What is a box's favorite sport?

A: Box-ketball.

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

Why are most West Virginians going to hell?

Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.

Games are fun.

What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

you play gatcha life more like go get a life.