Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
