Pastime

Pastime Jokes

Bubble

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

Priest

What’s a priest's favorite sport?

Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.

Dream

Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!

King

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

Hell

Why are most West Virginians going to hell?

Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.