Pastime jokes

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

What’s a priest's favorite sport?

Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.

What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.

Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!

Q: What is a box's favorite sport?

A: Box-ketball.

What do Time Clocks like to play?

Tick Tack Toe.

How is baseball like cake?

They both need batters.

I miss playing baseball.

Games are fun.

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.

Why are most West Virginians going to hell?

Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.