Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.