Pastime jokes
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
I miss playing baseball.
Games are fun.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.